his being the week that Madden NFL 09 hits stores on every platform under the sun (even the original Xbox), one could only expect that the competition from the rest of the field might be a tad light. Just how light, you ask? With the exception of three downloadable titles for major home consoles, there's absolutely nothing to appease the five of you out there (six counting myself) who won't be hitting the gridiron: Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People hits the Wii, and Homestar Runner had better watch his back; Fable II Pub Games tries to get Xbox 360 owners excited about Peter Molyneux's upcoming fantasy opus; Bionic Commando Rearmed is a near pixel-perfect reimagining of Capcom's arcade classic for PS3 and Xbox 360. Now, back to your regularly scheduled football game.